Article: What Really Happened at Sodom and Gomorrah

You may be hearing that the Creator is upset, depending on when you read this, you may have already felt it. Do you know that this is the third time He has ever had to do something like this. I’m gonna tell you what really happened in Sodom and Gomorrah. Why we were sent there and why the destruction happened. If you think it was homosexuality, like so many others, you haven’t heard the full story. On this mission, we His servants have encountered the same behaviors that irritated the Creator; the problem is inhospitable people. Most people have heard the story, but what you don’t know is that the story really irritates me as recorded. Today it’s way worse, because there’s a lot of corporate sponsored murder going on. Which is actually led to a genocide right here in the United States of America, the first time ever of a non-indigenous people in North America. My first gripe with the Jewish people is that when they created the word “angel,” they should’ve clearly defined it and protected, even defended, that definition throughout all of history. They’ve allowed people to infringe upon it—artists, authors, even preachers—and it’s made life pretty difficult on this mission. For the record, we are just human beings. We are servants of the Creator, taking orders only from Him but working to serve all of you. Essentially, we are trench workers, obtaining what life needs from the Creator. You can call us angels, but don’t expect us to ever be beautiful women sitting on clouds playing harps. My second and final gripe with the Jewish people is that they do have fun too. I’m told by the Creator that someone didn’t tell or retell the whole story as it was being written down. You must not forget we showed up at least 20,000 years before the story was ever written down. It started with a prayer. If you read the book of Genesis, you’ll notice there are no doctors or hospitals because there was practically no death from disease or cancer. The woman praying had heard from the oral traditions being told throughout the region of God and learned He could help if you prayed and asked for it. She definitely needed help because she was dying, and completely unaware of what was going on. She hadn’t left her house, and nobody could do anything for her. They didn’t know what was going on either. When the Creator received her prayer, He knew He needed more information fast because she was dying. He saw that and needed to know how it happened because, back then, that one woman’s death could’ve meant the whole of human humanity was in danger. So the two of us walked into town. It was not an easy job because we couldn’t find her. The town’s people were nice but couldn’t understand what the hell we were doing. It’s common on missions. When we said we were looking for a woman, the guys in town thought we were looking to procreate, and they found it odd that we didn’t want two different women. They thought we wanted to share one, offering us more women. We refused. We only wanted one. The guys in town didn’t quite understand how two men were going to make a baby with only one woman. Because back then, when a man was looking for a woman, procreation was usually the only thing he ever wanted to do. When we told them we didn’t want to procreate, some offered themselves. This is where the story is going to begin to change and may upset many who use it as the foundation for their dislike or hatred of homosexuality. In those times, as it was up through and after the great Empire of Rome, homosexuality was normal. In fact, it was stranger to spend the night with your wife than to have sex with every man in town. That’s because men really don’t like women, and women really don’t like men. The differences between male and female sex drives, the preferences for frequency and intensity, are not even close to being on par with each other. The Creator knows this and does not hate or find detestable homosexuality. The only thing He has to say about homosexuality is that if you are practicing it, please pause once a year and procreate. After you’ve done that, you can return back to doing whatever you prefer. Just make sure you have an informed and consenting partner. The Creator knows males and females do not get along in any part of the animal kingdom. Procreation does require a sexual partner of the opposite sex. He knows that’s not always fun. So as a “thank you” for conceiving, He makes the orgasm off the charts. To simplify His stance on homosexuality: The Creator does not care with whom you have sex as long as they are informed and have provided their consent. He does wish that those who routinely engage in sex with the same sex will consider (at least once a year) engaging in sex with the opposite sex for the purposes of conceiving a child. Reproduction is essential to the survival of the human race. As said in those days, spending the night with your wife was extremely odd. Wives were not lived with. They were just the women with whom you had children, and you liked the results, so you thought you could do it with her again. Sexual intercourse back then was about five to seven in duration. Meanwhile, we are still trying to find the ill woman. It was very problematic. Nobody understood what we were talking about because illness didn’t exist, and she hadn’t left her house in a while. Out of all the townspeople, we had Lot. Lot was the only person who helped us locate this woman. We ended up having to go to a second town to do it. When we finally found her, we went in and put hands on her. Your doctor does this at the same time every time he palpates you. When that didn’t work, we were dumbfounded, so we tried everything until we finally poked her in the ear. She fell and hit the floor, and the Boss let us know, “I got it.” He did his thing, and we were off work. Our job was done for that mission. That was the last time we should’ve ever seen any infectious disease on this planet. She had multiple sclerosis, and it is infectious. We went back into the town and had fun. The Creator then told us to get our new friend Lot and get out of town. The Creator was annoyed by the number of people that blocked us, placing their wants before everyone else’s needs and not caring at all about someone who was dying. I have encountered the same today on this mission, even though the mission technically hasn’t started. This time instead of one person, we have 8 billion and counting at risk if we do not get their immune systems returned to working as He designed. Today, in this mission, we’ve lost a lot of people unnecessarily, practically everyone we know. That irritated the Creator, but then the CIA massacred Mount Calvary Baptist Church. They were mad that they could not do to us what they did to them. They never actually calculated the fact that He keeps us alive because there are 8 billion people that want and need to live long healthy lives.

By Micah. Originally published on Medium