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13 changes: 8 additions & 5 deletions data/jokes.json
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[

{
"body":"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.",
"category":"Wordplay"
"body": "I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.",
"category": "Wordplay"
},
{
"body" : "To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. To do so officially is called testing.",
"category" :"Programming"
"body": "To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. To do so officially is called testing.",
"category": "Programming"
},
{
"body": "A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand\nwere arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the\ndealer.\n\nThe player said, \"When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault.\nAccordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing\nto do with it so, why should I tip him?\"\n\nThe dealer said, \"When you eat out do you tip the waiter?\"\n\n\"Yes.\"\n\n\"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards, so you should\ntip me.\"\n\n\"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.\"",
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{
"body": "Who is Santa's favourite singer?\nElf-is Presley!",
"category": "Wordplay"
},
{
"body": "A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.\"",
"category": "Animal"
}
]