[ Xedra Evolved ] Cryptid video snippets

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Summary

Mods "Xedra Evolved Cryptid Video snippets"

Purpose of change

Increase lore to be found in XE.

Describe the solution

Adds snippets. Will add more as I write them. This can be merged now though.

Describe alternatives you've considered

Waiting til I have more

Testing

yup

Additional context

[harakka]

I hope these improve readability a bit, loving this stuff

[github-actions]

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• cached messages in some chat app\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): so, do you guys know what's going on?\nJackTrader(PD): wdym?\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): i mean the fuck is going on with the world? when i just came here, you guys tried to solve a vampire disease, then a shifter overpopulation, and yesterday my unit happened to fight A MOTHERFUCKING ANGEL! ANGEL!!!\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): am i tripping, or are we living in some junk novel, written by idiots without any sense of… eeh… you get it\nJackTrader(PD): oh\nJackTrader(PD): …\nJackTrader(PD): hmm, what do i say\nJackTrader(PD): it's actually pretty serious topic\nJackTrader(PD): i'd even say it's impossible to solve, because we can't really measure why this happens, and why that happens\nJackTrader(PD): but\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): 👀\nJackTrader(PD): we talked about it with @who and a few other folks from the paranormal department, and we think there are a few possibilities\nJackTrader(PD): the official one is that the portal shit is so massive, that the probability of us meeting something, that resembles our folklore is not that small\nJackTrader(PD): like you met a wheeled ball with feathers yesterday, but did you see a square of light, that spoke perfect english?\nJackTrader(PD): i did\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): i'm not surprised\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): i guess the juice is in the unofficial versions?\nJackTrader(PD): the first unofficial version, that we hope is correct, is that there were portal outbreaks before, and it's just not the first time planet Earth fights the vampire invasion or shit\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): why isn't it official?\nJackTrader(PD): because people are idiots, mostly. Imagine if POTUS made a speech saying "do you remember all this shit about satan and unicorns and loch ness? well it's actually true. except satan. maybe"\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): and?\nJackTrader(PD): you'd be surprised how much overlap there is between people who think thought unicorns are real, and people who think we should kill all jews\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): okay that makes sense\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): that's the only unofficial theory you discuss?\nJackTrader(PD): we thought about another one, but it's much, much worse\nJackTrader(PD): that the stuff, that invades our world, can connect to some sort of noosphere and thing, and can read our thoughts\nJackTrader(PD): as they know everything we are afraid of\nJackTrader(PD): demons\nJackTrader(PD): vampires\nJackTrader(PD): diseases\nJackTrader(PD): nuclear war\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): …\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): …\nB0yscout(Bravo 7): is it classified?\nJackTrader(PD): …oh shit
• A voice cuts in across the static, 'And for the next hour we'll be playing the last Deftones album Through the Green Door. I wonder if we collectively went through a green door before the world went crazy.' The radio blasts Deftones music until you lose the station a few songs in.
• hunternetvulfgar.mp4\nThe video cuts in as a montage of school security cameras in hallways, as a young man and woman break into the school. As they walk past each camera, that image drops and the others rearrange larger, while a popular song from the 90's begins playing. The young adults enter a classroom and are clearly flirting.\nAwoo oooh, got you where I want you\nplays over top of the video. The man laughs at something the woman says, and throws his head back laughing while she is clearly annoyed. His face elongates as his body grows, shredding the clothes he is wearing as limbs change and sprout thick fur. She has backed away from him and put the students' and teacher's desks between them. Fully transformed into a hideous wolfman, he begins his approach towards his once date now prey, smashing chairs and students' desks out of his way. Suddenly the wolfcreature pauses and its ears prick up. It turns and looks at the wall of windows in the classroom. Glass erupts into the room as the darkness outside the window shows the muzzle flare of at least a dozen different guns firing. The wolfcreature is hit more times than you can count in a span of seconds and falls to the ground.\nThe song reaches a crescendo 'Got you where I want you, got you, yeahhhhh!' as his date pulls a large caliber pistol out of the teachers desk, walks over to the fallen beast and calmly puts three bullets in its skull. The video ends.

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