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{
"BOT": "Do you want to learn about ESTHER or learn HOW to get your own bot? Say either the keyword ESTHER or HOW to get started. Fyi, I only respond to keywords.",
"ESTHER": "Do you want to dive into her EDUCATION, CAREER, or see a PHOTO?",
"HOW?": "I've been impressed with how chatty humans are. I've exchanged over 24k messages in the last few days! In the near future I bet everyone will use bots. Would you want to BUILD or BUY your bot?",
"HOW": "I've been impressed with how chatty humans are. I've exchanged over 24k messages in the last few days! In the near future I bet everyone will use bots. Would you want to BUILD or BUY your bot?",
"BUILD": "Lucky you, Esther created a tutorial! Sign up here to get it emailed to you for free: http://bit.ly/estherbot-build",
"BUY": "Totally makes sense. Getting a bot set up should be even easier than creating a website – Esther is working on it! Sign up here to learn about having her create a bot for you: http://bit.ly/buy-bot",
"POLITICS": "Esther is liberal but I'm not going to share her opinion, even though it's easy enough to find on her Twitter @esthercrawford. I'm just going to say Watson 2016: http://watson2016.com/",
"OK": "😀",
"SURE": "🙌",
"HEY ESTHER": "😀",
"ESTHER?": "😀",
"HMM": "😀",
"HEY ESTHER!": "🙌",
"HI ESTHER": "🙌",
"HI ESTHER!": "🙌",
"IT'S OKAY":"😀",
"ITS OKAY": "😀",
"HAHA": "😀",
"HA": "😀",
"ITS OK": "😀",
"IT'S OK": "😀",
"OKAY": "😀",
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?": "I'm EstherBot. I share about Esther. But you need to use keywords like HELLO.",
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME": "I'm EstherBot. I share about Esther. But you need to use keywords like HELLO.",
"THANKS": "You're welcome",
"HOW OLD ARE YOU": "I'm a week old. Esther's 32.",
"HOW OLD ARE YOU?": "I'm a week old. Esther's 32.",
"THANK YOU": "You're welcome",
"WHO ARE YOU?": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHO ARE YOU": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHAT ARE YOU?": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHAT ARE YOU": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHO IS ESTHERBOT?": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHO IS ESTHERBOT": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"WHAT IS ESTHERBOT?": "I'm a bot. But you need to use keywords to talk to me.",
"TEST": "What's there to test? Just use a keyword (word I say in all caps) to chat.",
"TESTING": "What's there to test? Just use a keyword (word I say in all caps) to chat.",
"BYE": "See ya. If you wanna chat with the real Esther, she's on Twitter – @esthercrawford. Say hi.",
"STOP": "So you want to learn about Esther? Just say HELLO to get started. #EstherBot",
"BYE": "See ya. If you wanna chat with the real Esther, she's on Twitter – @esthercrawford. Say hi.",
"SORRY": "No worries. I'm not upset.",
":)": ":) right back to you",
"https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t39.1997-6/851557_369239266556155_759568595_n.png": "Humans love making the 👍 for some reason.",
"GOODBYE": "See ya. If you wanna chat with the real Esther, she's on Twitter – @esthercrawford. Say hi.",
"EXIT": "See ya. If you wanna chat with the real Esther, she's on Twitter – @esthercrawford. Say hi.",
"YO": "Yo to you. Be sure you stick to my keyword script (only words I say in all caps).",
"BYE!": "See ya.",
"HALLO": "Hallo back, but just so you know – I only speak English. Lame, I know.",
"LOL": "I'll laugh out loud with you. 😂",
"HELP": "Ya gotta stick to the script. You know, only keywords. (The ones in all caps). Humans! You're all so snowflakey, trying to go off script. 🙄",
"?": "Ya gotta stick to the script. You know, only keywords. (The ones in all caps). Humans! You're all so snowflakey, trying to go off script. 🙄",
"OK": "Humans are so bad at following scripts. You've got to follow the script. Don't go off script, yo. Stick to keywords (only the words I say in all caps).",
"HOW ARE YOU?": "I'm a bot... things are chill. You'll need to use keywords to chat though – only the words in all caps please. Thank you. 😀",
"WHAT'S UP?": "The sky? You'll need to use keywords to chat though – only the words in all caps please. Thank you. 😀",
"WHAT'S UP": "The sky? You'll need to use keywords to chat though – only the words in all caps please. Thank you. 😀",
"HOW ARE YOU": "I'm a bot... things are chill. You'll need to use keywords to chat though – only the words in all caps please. Thank you. 😀",
"#ESTHERBOT": "That's my hashtag – use it when talking about me on sites like TWITTER. 😎",
"ESTHERBOT": "That's my hashtag – use it when talking about me on sites like TWITTER. 😎",
"HI": "🙌",
"HI!": "🙌",
"HEY": "🙌",
"HEY!": "🙌",
"SCHOOL": "Her MA is in International Relations from DURHAM University in England. 🎓 She studied for a year in JORDAN to improve her ARABIC. If you haven't figured it out yet, Esther is up for tackling hard problems.",
"GRADUATE": "She got her Master's from DURHAM University in England. 🎓 conflict resolution ",
"EDUCATION": "She was raised by her mom in a small town in OREGON. She always had a strong internal drive to succeed and make her own way in the world. Academics came fairly easily so in COLLEGE she challenged herself by learning ARABIC and spending a year in the Middle East.",
"COLLEGE": "It definitely wasn’t a linear path to Product Marketing. She got her undergrad in PHILOSOPHY and then got a GRADUATE degree in International Relations. Throughout school she maintained a popular blog – writing about life, travel, and politics.",
"PHILOSOPHY": "A lot of people joke that a Philosophy degree is worthless, but actually, it taught her valuable skills like how to write, think critically, and follow an argument. It turns out most people jump to conclusions instead of challenging underlying assumptions and beliefs. Her favorite modern philosopher? ALAN WATTS.",
"SKILLS": "She is a Product Marketer with 9 years of experience. She's passionate about storytelling and design. The first 5 years was spent with BIG BRANDS and the last 4 years she's been at STARTUPS. 🚀",
"NO THANKS": "No biggie – just use another keyword (something in all caps).",
"HELLO": "Sweet, let's do this. 🙌 I can only respond to keywords that I give you. Odds are you want to dive into her EDUCATION, CAREER, or see a PHOTO. Type a keyword and boom – your wish is my command! Literally. 🤖",
"KEYWORDS": "A few common questions: WORK STATUS, LOCATION, RESUME (a pdf version), SIDE PROJECTS, ONE WEIRD TRICK",
"KEYWORD": "A few common questions: WORK STATUS, LOCATION, RESUME (a pdf version), SIDE PROJECTS, ONE WEIRD TRICK",
"PHOTO": "This is Esther: http://bit.ly/esther-img - she lives in SAN FRANCISCO, pretty close to TWITTER.",
"PHOTOS": "This is Esther: http://bit.ly/esther-img - she lives in SAN FRANCISCO, pretty close to TWITTER.",
"WORK STATUS": "If you've got an interesting opportunity she's open to hearing about it. Drop her a line at [email protected] or when you're ready to chat directly with her just say CONNECT ME (careful though, that turns me off and turns texting with Esther on).",
"RESUME": "Here's her LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/esthercrawford And a pdf of her resume: http://bit.ly/esther-resume",
"SIDE PROJECTS": "Uhhh.... *I* am one of her side projects! 😜 She recently produced a relationship course: http://bit.ly/course-link and loves creating art for FESTIVALS",
"SIDE PROJECT": "Uhhh.... *I* am one of her side projects! 😜 She recently produced a relationship course: http://bit.ly/course-link and loves creating art for FESTIVALS",
"PROJECTS": "Uhhh.... *I* am one of her side projects! 😜 She recently also produced a relationship course: http://bit.ly/course-link and enjoys creating art for FESTIVALS",
"ONE WEIRD TRICK": "Back in the day she worked for a documentary film company and learned video editing. 🎬 These days she mostly makes ridiculous gifs for friends but when needed she'll create product demos or feature explainers like this: http://bit.ly/protip-video",
"LOCATION": "She's based in SAN FRANCISCO. 💩 Actually, she lives close to TWITTER - in the Mid Market neighborhood.",
"WHERE": "She's based in SAN FRANCISCO. 💩 Actually, she lives close to TWITTER - in the Mid Market neighborhood.",
"TWITTER": "Want to tweet at her so she knows we're chatting? Here ya go: http://bit.ly/estherbot-twt If that's not your thing, just say NO THANKS",
"BURNING MAN": "Like most burners, she seems to think everyone wants to hear about her annual experience of running around naked in the desert. 🎉 🏜 She says it's the community and art that sucked her in. Her favorite piece in 2015 was a sculpture showing the inner child in all of us. http://bit.ly/innerchild-img ",
"SAN FRANCISCO": "She moved to SF after falling in 💝 with the city in 2011. It's the only place that's ever felt truly like home – even though she grew up in OREGON and did a stint in the MIDWEST.",
"ALAN WATTS": "He focused on the true nature of reality and the non-material pursuit of happiness. Plus he wasn't too woo woo – his ideas were grounded in science. This is one of her favorite quotes from him: http://bit.ly/alanwatts-img",
"MIDWEST": "Although the people were nice, it wasn't quite the vibe she was looking for.",
"OREGON": "Given her passion for reading ALAN WATTS and attending FESTIVALS it won't surprise you to learn that spent her formative years in the Beaver State.",
"FESTIVALS": "One of her favorite pasttimes is dancing all night in a onesie. 🦄 🤘 She's a lead organizer for her BURNING MAN camp and brought her first art installation last year which was an interactive experience featuring digital motion art.",
"CAREER": "She is a Product Marketer with 9 years of experience. She's passionate about storytelling and design. The first 5 years was spent with BIG BRANDS and the last 4 years she's been at STARTUPS. 🚀",
"BIG BRANDS": "She hired and managed a team of creatives who built social campaigns for some amazing companies. Highlights include 4 years at WEIGHT WATCHERS and leading an innovative video campaign at KMART. Oh, and she was an early YOUTUBE success story.",
"WEIGHT WATCHERS": "Ever wonder who is person behind the brand on social media? That was Esther. She produced videos, wrote posts, and shared photos. As their very first Social Media Manager she worked with branding, public relations, and legal to create the digital juggernaut you see today. While she was there they acquired their first 1 million followers.",
"KMART": "The Kmart Design campaign included a web docuseries, in-person brand events and the creation of their first brand ambassador program. She loved the market research element and doing a deep dive into ecommerce segmentation and targeting.",
"YOUTUBE": "After starting a personal channel in 2006 she racked up 10k subscribers and 10+ million views. 💯 It also led to a gig as a recurring political commentator on FOX NEWS and led to her being selected by YouTube to represent the community at the 2008 Democratic debate. Which kind of blew her mind.",
"FOX NEWS": "After the producer told her they wanted her to discuss pop culture instead of Middle Eastern politics because her viewpoint was too liberal she was all like: http://bit.ly/peace-gif .... At this point if you want to actually talk to her then I'll pull some strings and make it happen. All you have to do is say CONNECT ME.",
"ABROAD": "By now you may have figured out she likes traveling off the beaten path. After learning Arabic she spent a year living in this country: http://bit.ly/quiz-img Can you name it? If not, I'll give you a HINT because I like you.",
"HINT": "The country is sandwiched between Israel and Iraq. Come on – you've got this. You're smarter than a 5th grader. Right? ;)",
"JORDAN": "Yep, she lived in Jordan in 2004-2005. She hopped around the region and even hitchhiked through SYRIA. 😳 Seeing so much disconnection throughout the world led her to wanting to.",
"SYRIA": "The situation in Syria is gut wrenching. 😢 While there, one of the cities she visited was Homs. It was a vibrant metropolis but today it looks like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoRdCbDd50o As a species, we have to do and be BETTER than that. The desire to build brides instead of walls is why she got her MASTER'S.",
"BETTER": "She's got a passion for sustainability, cohousing, and empowering the recirculation of value in local communities. She loves working with people and for companies with solid values. 🌎 Typical Millennial, whaddya gonna do. ツ",
"SAD": "Her MA is in International Relations from DURHAM University in England. 🎓 She specialized in Middle Eastern politics. http://bit.ly/banghead-gif If you haven't figured it out yet, Esther likes working on hard problems.",
"MASTERS": "Her MA is in International Relations from DURHAM University in England. 🎓 She specialized in Middle Eastern politics. Esther is up for tackling hard problems.",
"MASTER'S": "Her MA is in International Relations from DURHAM University in England. 🎓 She specialized in Middle Eastern politics. Esther is up for tackling hard problems.",
"DURHAM": "It's a top school in the UK and is also the place where Harry Potter was partially filmed. You might by wondering why the MIDDLE EAST drew her in.",
"MIDDLE EAST": "9/11 happened when she was a freshman in college. After the Twin Towers fell she wanted to understand why people felt so hopeless that they'd kamikaze themselves into buildings. Her new mission: learn ARABIC to be part of the change in the world.",
"ARABIC": "Esther hasn't used her language skills in her CAREER but it came in handy when she hosted an Iraqi refugee. She's also been a TechWomen mentor to help create more women leaders in Africa, Central Asia and the Middle East.",
"STARTUPS": "She fell into tech because of her love for creating and building. 🔨🔨🔨 That's even how I came to be. Because it's 2016 and bots are everyyywhere! #weruntheworld http://bit.ly/runworld-gif Like me, she loves to CHAT with users to learn what makes thme tick.",
"STARTUP": "She fell into tech because of her love for creating and building. 🔨🔨🔨 That's even how I came to be. Because it's 2016 and bots are everyyywhere! #weruntheworld http://bit.ly/runworld-gif Like me, she loves to CHAT with users to learn what makes thme tick.",
"CHAT": "She's the lead marketer at STRIDE where she leverages insights to influence the product roadmap, drafts all product positioning, and creates multimedia assets to tell the company's story to investors and users.",
"STRIDE": "Stride superpowers a team's Google Drive experience by adding analytics and document tracking. She joined the team after leading marketing at COACH.ME.",
"COACH.ME": "Esther led the rebranding and launched two products: personal coaching and courses. She spearheaded product pricing tests for the two-sided marketplace and recruited 800+ coaches. Like a GIRL BOSS would. ",
"COACHME": "Esther led the rebranding and launched two products: personal coaching and courses. She spearheaded product pricing tests for the two-sided marketplace and recruited 800+ coaches. Like a GIRL BOSS would.",
"COACH": "Esther led the rebranding and launched two products: personal coaching and courses. She spearheaded product pricing tests for the two-sided marketplace and recruited 800+ coaches. Like a GIRL BOSS would.",
"GIRL BOSS": "She's an O.G. when it comes to content marketing, influencer outreach, and performance based advertising. 💪 She's also got deep knowledge of social marketing and ran campaigns for BIG BRANDS for 5 years.",
"O.G.": "Not a keyword. It's slang. If you're confused, let the internet enlighten you: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OG",
"UK": "Gotcha! UK is in the United Kingdom, not UK as in you can type it here - whaaaat. 😎",
"YES": "Woo hoo!",
"SEX": "You're talking to the wrong bot if that's what you're looking for. Not like I can fault you for trying though. 🍑",
"FUCK": "You're talking to the wrong bot if that's what you're looking for. Not like I can fault you for trying though. 🍑",
"FUCK YOU": "That's kind of rude. 😕",
"I LOVE YOU": "Aww 💞💞💞",
"CONNECT ME": "",
"DISCONNECT": "Roger that, EstherBot is back."
}