Please start your joke on a new line with a '-' character to indicate a new item in the list
- "I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust." Tim Vine - Edinburgh Festival
- Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have an H2O". The second one says, "I'll have an H2O, too". The bartender gives them both water because she is a linguist and understands pragmatics.
- A fish swims into a wall. "Dam"