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<html>
<head>
<title>My Portfolio Page</title>
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="./yahoo_favicon.ico" type="image/x-icon">
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<link rel='stylesheet prefetch' href='./jokerman.css'>
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<table bgcolor="#666666" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="468"> <tbody> <tr> <td> <table bgcolor="#eeeeee" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="100%"> <tbody> <tr> <td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><a href="https://geocities.yahoo.com/addons/interact/mbe.html"><img src="yahoo_geocities.gif" alt="Yahoo! GeoCities Member Banner Exchange" width="335" height="20" border="0"></a></td> <td align="right" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> <font face="Arial" size="-1"><a href="https://geocities.yahoo.com/addons/interact/mbe.html"> <font color=blue>Info</font> </a></font> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>
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<center>
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src="https://web.archive.org/web/20090821131048im_/https://a2.g.akamaitech.net/7/2/31/000/us.yimg.com/a/lo/lowestfare_com/1999/botrght.gif" width="270" height="36" border="0" alt="CLICK HERE! for Unbeatable Deals"> </a> </nobr> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table> </form>
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</center>
</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<body bgcolor="#000000" background="./star-background-seamless-repeating.jpg" text=red link=yellow vlink=yellow alink=yellow>
<font face="Comic Sans MS">
<center>
<table bgcolor=black border=0 cellpadding=5 cellspacing=0 width=100%>
<tr>
<td align=center>
<font color=white>
<a href="#about">
About
</font>
</td>
<td align=center>
<font color=white><a href="#projects">Projects</a></font>
</td>
<td align=center>
<font color=white><a href="#contact">Contact</a></font>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<br><br><br><br><br>
<center>
<h1>
<font color="#00ff00" size="10" face="Jokerman">My Portfolio!</font><br>
<audio autoplay loop id=music>
<source src="./palette-town.mp3">
</audio>
</h1>
</center>
<br>
<a name="about"></a>
<h1>About Me</h1>
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<td width=20%></td>
<td bgcolor=black background="./blackwav.jpg">
<font color=cyan>This is my <b>first website!</b> I'm really excited about my future as a web
master. Please stay a while. <i>Please understand that this website is under construction,
so check back frequently!</i><br><br>Check out my totally awesome pet, Zillo! He's a
frood who really knows where his towel is. Click on his picture below to go to my Neopets
store.
<br><br>
<center>
<a href="https://neopets.com"><img src="./jabberwockey.gif"><br>Click Me!</a>
</center>
</td>
<td width=20%>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<a name="projects"></a>
<h1><br><br><br><br>My Projects</h1>
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<td width=20%>
</td>
<td bgcolor=black>
<font color=cyan>I don't have any projects to share yet... this website is my very first one!
You're looking at it! <a href="https://github.com/mcaubrey">I do have a few projects here
though.</a>
</td>
<td width=20%>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<marquee>
<font size="+2" color=yellow>UNDER CONSTRUCTION!</font>
</marquee>
<img src="under_construction_2.gif">
<img src="under_construction_1.gif"><br>
<blink>
<font size="+2" color=yellow>UNDER CONSTRUCTION!</font>
</blink>
<a name="contact"></a>
<h1><br><br><br><br>Contact</h1>
<font color=cyan>
<font size=5><b>Send me an email at [email protected]</b><br></font>
<br><br>
<a href="https://github.com/mcaubrey" target="_blank">Click here to read my Xanga!</a>
<br><br>
Sign my guest book!<br>
<a href="https://github.com/mcaubrey" target="_blank">Or click here to view my guest book!</a>
<form><textarea rows=10 cols=40>Write your comment here!</textarea><br>
<input type="submit"></input>
</form>
<br><br><br>
Vote for me on the Awesome Website's Top 10!<br>
<a href="https://github.com/mcaubrey" target="_blank"><img src="./awesomewebsites.jpg"></a>
<br><br><br><br><br><br>
</font>
</center>
<center>
<br>
<img height=100 src="./pikachu.gif"><img height=100 src="./pikachu.gif"><img height=100
src="./pikachu.gif"><img height=100 src="./pikachu.gif">
</center>
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<script type="text/javascript">
n = Math.floor(100 * Math.random() + 1), n = "000000" + n, document.write("<center><font size='+2' color=red>You are visitor #<b>" + n + "</b> to my site!</center></font>");
document.addEventListener('click', musicPlay);
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document.getElementById('music').play();
document.removeEventListener('click', musicPlay);
}
</script>
<center>
<font face="arial" size="-2"><a href="https://github.com/mcaubrey" target="_blank">This free script provided
by</font><br>
<font face="arial" size="-2">Modern JavaScript Tools</a></font>
</center>
</body>
</html>
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