injokes.txt

White cards:

[White][“Tony Gray’s left nipple.”]

[White]["An anvil animation."]

[White]["Elf ears."]

[White]["Tony Abbott’s budgie smugglers."]

[White]["Eating fush and chups.”]

[White]["Tony Gray."]

[White]["The AUC bus tour of Silicon Valley."]

[White]["Lining up for the WWDC Keynote at 3am".]

[White]["Throwing wine at the /dev/world quiz judges."]

[White]["A performance of Gangnam Style at the /dev/world dinner."]

[White]["A rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody on kazoos."]

[White]["A cease and desist notice from Nintendo."]

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Black cards:

[Black][“New rule in a game of Chairman Mao: when an ace is drawn, the player must ______________”]

[Draw2][Black][“The keynote speaker at this years dev world will be _________ talking about ___________.”]

[Black][“The AUC's budget was blown in one conference when thousands of dollars were spent on _______.”]

[Black]["Why did Apple pull the AUC funding?"]

[Black]["The /dev/world conference dinner was completely ruined by __________."]

[Black]["In order to attract new members, the AUC is resorting to _____________."]

[Black]["Instead of the screen recording of my presentation, I accidentally gave Tony a video of __________."]

[Black]["/dev/world would be incomplete without ____________."]